Eva Mendes is a tease.
I don’t really dig porn, but when Evilbrain gave this link of the Hitch star, I was giddy. I know this is a ruse… or is a swimsuit modeling gig at best, but perhaps I’ll see things that are cool!
And fun fact… Eva’s born on March 5, 1974… which is my birthday!
Yeah!
Happy, happy, fun time, awesomeness…
Ahem.
By the way, embed button from the Funny or Die site was being such an ass or something, that’s why I picked up this You Tube version even though I noticed that it was mixed and jumbled by those pesky copyright guys.
Here is the Funny or Die link.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0a4d42beff/eva-mendes-sex-tape
And here is the You Tube embed clip.
Yes… the You Tube clip is crap. Whoever is doing the legal thing on the site must be happy with the deal he’s been creating.
He probably is a turd or something.
Since you saw what type of a tease Eva Mendes is…
… Now get disappointed!
Game over.
And fun fact… Eva’s born on March 5, 1974… which is my birthday!
Yeah!
Happy, happy, fun time, awesomeness…
Ahem.
By the way, embed button from the Funny or Die site was being such an ass or something, that’s why I picked up this You Tube version even though I noticed that it was mixed and jumbled by those pesky copyright guys.
Here is the Funny or Die link.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0a4d42beff/eva-mendes-sex-tape
And here is the You Tube embed clip.
Yes… the You Tube clip is crap. Whoever is doing the legal thing on the site must be happy with the deal he’s been creating.
He probably is a turd or something.
Since you saw what type of a tease Eva Mendes is…
… Now get disappointed!
Game over.
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