Judging Judd Apatow (Freaks and Geeks versus Undeclared pre-fight preview)


My laptop has 300GB worth of free space.

On the other hand, my officemate has a ton-load of downloaded movies waiting to be owned.

You know what that means right?

MORE REVIEWS!!!

For two weeks now, I became an ardent fan of Judd Apatow. For those unfamiliar with his work, he was the one who produced, directed, and wrote The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up, and Funny People. He also bills as either writer or producer for The Cable Guy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Talladega Nights, Superbad, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, Pineapple Express, and Year One. He also created Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared.

Undeclared centered on the highs and lows of college life. Just like the TV series Arrested Development, the show tanked in the ratings but was loved by the critics. It was cancelled after only 15 episodes (17 if you check out the DVD). It preceded Freaks and Geeks another Apatow show that lived under 20 episodes before getting the axe.

Fact is, BOTH SHOWS ARE AWESOME!

Yes, I know the term “you can’t say it’s good if you can’t sell it” fits this appropriately but it seems like these shows were ahead of their time. Undeclared wrapped up in the early 2003, which was a year after the cancellation of Freaks and Geeks. It became a cult favorite when it became a DVD release, especially to the young adult demographic (this is the same folks that barely watch TV when the show was airing).

The thing I like about Apatow’s films is while they seem shallow; they do not rely on any CGI to get their message across. It seriously help that his storylines are something that I wished I thought of myself. I am led to believe that most of things that I watched from him were in some form related to his experiences which makes me applaud the awesomeness of his stories’ premise (Knocked Up, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Superbad and Forgetting Sarah Marshall are my favorites while Year One could be a mere kink in his armor).

I recently just got hold of the complete season of Freaks and Geeks (6GB of my laptop’s memory sacrificed) and over the weekend I’ll try to check out what out-comedies what!

I still think Undeclared kicks more ass than F&G and this is not because that I already finished watching it while I have yet to scour F&G!

How’s that possible?


Google “Monica Keena”.


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Deleted Avatar Sex Scene

I found this from jessielovesu.blogspot.com and I think this was awesome! Thanks for sharing! Anyway, are you guys ready for...

NAVI SEX!!!


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The Cold Cut



My first sick period of 2010…

I hate it.

Before I go to the story proper here is an amusing clip about a couple of college kids that used Miley Cyrus as their ticket of passing their subject.





Eww.

I remember I went home around 12 midnight after finishing a ton load of work a few days back. By that time I haven’t had dinner and I was really, really hungry. I sought for the 2-piece chicken of 7-11 because I wanted to eat inside my house (they said the 7-11 chicken came from Wendy’s). When I got out of 7-11, I noticed something trickling.

Why the hell is there raindrops trickling on top of my head?

AAARGH!?!

It wasn’t a shower but it is enough to make you run fast. Run fast? I was too hungry that I wanted to run to the bus stop as quickly as possible. I had my laptop with me so I need to ride an aircon bus (because non-aircon buses drive demonically in highways and their sudden stop could make me fly out to the other end of the bus.

I rode an aircon bus and rode an aircon taxi en route to my house (there are no tricycles at that point). Instead of showering, I turned on the TV and sat in front of it eating my food.

After two hours, I slept.

And after six hours, I woke up with this nasty sore throat… which eventually led to a stuffy nose.

And I am told that I am not the only one suffering from this obscure anomaly. I should actually be thankful that this happened to me now instead a couple of weeks back where our house was being renovated and the stench of paint and varnish alongside a collection of dirt clouds roaming our premises.

Have I mentioned I hate this?

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Worst Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light Transformations


I was browsing the internet for concepts and I stumbled upon the Visionaries. I was a fan of the show but I realized the toys tanked which eventually forced the series to get cancelled after one season (this is how it is for cartoons meant to advertise a particular product like the Let’s Go Tamiya car, Yu-Gi-Oh trading cards, and that show with a lighting top.

I like this show because it was unique (this could be a great trilogy). I like the chants and I like the fact that they transform into things and they have vehicles that employ magic (they run “magic” fuel which makes me think twice of the current gas hike). The good guys are called the Spectral Knights (SK) while the bad guys are dubbed as the Darkling Lords (DL).

The only thing I hate is their transformations. This is perhaps one of the reasons why their toys sucked.

In terms of the best 4, I like the PHYLOT best. It is huge and it tracks down land creatures. Made for Cravex of the Darkling Lords, the Spectral Knights’ answer for him is an eagle.

EYNG???

He CAN eat the eagle!

The LION is next in the list because if you are a king, you want the emblem of leadership. The Spectral Knights’ Leoric is the person transforming to this. Cindarr ranks third because his animal combines agility and power. Yes, the gorilla ranks high on my list. Then there’s Witterquick… the cheetah. While he has weak guard, he can still work fine for your team with his blinding speed.





Anyway, here are the Top Ten worse transformations a Visionary could ever have.

Game starts now!


10 BEAR (Cryotek) – SK
He doesn’t really suck but with fourteen characters, someone needs to be Number 10. A bear has power but a bear has also budge that would make him slow. The bear could be a force if you go for short range combat… but I doubt if he can be like a gorilla.

9 MOLLUSK (Darkstorm) – DL
Reality-wise, this would have been in the bottom part of the list. However, it is perceived in the series as a gigantic snail with spewing and sliming abilities. It can also creep and crawl in any place where there is a wall! Plus, its icky. Everyone hates icky stuffs.

8 WOLF (Feryl) – SK
There is a bit of redundancy regarding the animals and this is one of them (check out number 6). What ranks him high is that he is bigger and more vicious. Besides, I have heard of a lone wolf but never a lone fox.

7 EAGLE (Arzon) – SK
In terms of combat, he’ll likely suck. But you have to know that most of the Darkling Lords are easy hand carries (the eagle can eat the beetle). He is also a great tracker. Just don’t let the phylot come near him because he’ll likely die if that battle ensued.

6 FOX (Ectar) – SK
See, here’s the thing: a fox is part of the dog family. They could have picked a hyena or another animal from another phylum but a fox and a wolf is basically the same. The only difference is one of them can hunt deer while the other could only settle for a bunny. And besides, they have an air tracker with the eagle and a land tracker with the wolf. There is no reason for a third.

5 SHARK (Virulina) – DL
She has the killer instinct. However, as I remember the whole of the show’s only season, the water was good for only a couple of times. This is a niche character. Without it… well, she’s better off NOT transforming.

4 DOLPHIN (Galadria) – SK
Ditto for the dolphin. It also hurts the fact that despite the dolphin’s intelligence, SHE’S ALREADY HUMAN! That’s a waste of character assignments! Back in episode 1, Virulina and Galadria could have wished to fight in a land-based combat zone for them to get land-based creatures!

3 LIZARD (Reekon) – DL
I forgot how big is this character when he transforms to a lizard but if I remember correctly, Reekon was best when he operates the magic extractor vehicle. If he is a ceiling lizard, I’ll rank him underneath the armadillo. I want to think he’s a komodo dragon so he stays here.

2 ARMADILLO (Lexor) – DL
This is why the Spectral Knights always win… because the Darkling Lords have crappy transformations. Why on earth did the writers inserted an armadillo over an elephant, tiger, hawk, jaguar or hell… even a koala? Hell, a small beast with the ability to become a ball? Ugh.

1 BEETLE (Mortdredd) – DL
An armadillo can trample a beetle. Even a human child can squash a beetle. The only thing a beetle could do is to hide and spy but even with that, his ability to escape is very rare unless the Spectral Knights notice that the beetle is colored ultra bright green. And while the character is funny, how do we suppose to know whether or not he gets a backbone if the only strength he could do is BE LOYAL. And yeah, a dog is loyal… why can’t he be a dog?


If I became a Visionary I want to be a panda.

I am a slow… but cute and cuddly and that is the power I will use to destroy my opponents.

Anyway, had only the show had a great set of merchandize, this would have been a hit.

I wonder if some film exec could pitch for Visionaries the Movie?

This is already screwed up from the get go! What more can they possibly do!

Game over.

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Legion: The Review (Plus BLASPHEMY 101)


In the film 2012, I hated the fact that producers can destroy the Vatican City and yet they are too afraid to destroy a mosque.

I envy the Islamic faith because it seems that people respect their religion more than Christianity.

So what does this have to with the Paul Bettany-starred Legion?

I’m happy that I don’t insult organized religions. That’s true because unless you do pagan worship, then you’re safe from my tirades. I won’t even go to details to devil worship and the other religions whose “leader” is a crooked man. I like Buddhism though. I think except for the Confucian teachings, the religion looks like Catholicism. I believe in karma, reincarnation, and nirvana so even if I won’t become a Buddhist, I know I can dig their ways.

Why am I saying this? Last January 23, I, accompanied by my GF, watched Legion. I chose this over the art film Tooth Fairy because I feel The Rock’s movie is too deep for me.

Insert the sarcasm.

The other reason why we chose Legion over the last movie of Heath Ledger was the fact that I can’t remember or pronounce the title and I think it will be too deep for me.

I thought Legion was cool because Paul Bettany should rule playing an angel out to save mankind.

I guess I was wrong.


What I liked:

This movie is conveniently set in a rundown shack in the middle of a North American desert. We see Randy Quaid asking the kid from Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift to lay off the preggy lady. Inside the diner is a thug, a young hussy and her parents, and a war vet. All of a sudden a granny comes in and she starts to jump on people, call names, walk ceilings and basically act like she has ultra-PMS! I must admit, the shock-and-awe button for this act was working awesomely.

And I’ll throw the kid from hell major props too. Tyrese Gibson’s character was relegated to idiocy when he ran to his death but major props to the kid, and the parents of the kid who agreed to have their son (unless that guy was a midget) curse and act demonic was truly awesome in every way.

Obviously the guy that made this slept and dreamt Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez. Guess what? It was evidently seen in the movie. However, one thing you need to pick up here is that to get major props, you need a wicked story.

Just like a Titanic, the grandness of the flick sank as the scenes go on.


What I hated:

The director’s name kinda seems like Scott Stewart. I would have tried to conform if this is his actual name but just like his crappy story, I am obliged to ditch the thought. MAMA MARY AND PAPA JOSEPH WITH GUNS? SERIOUSLY??? MAMA MARY AND PAPA JOSEPH WITH GUNS????????

This is a nativity scene of utter violence. First you coin the Bible about the Archangel Michael and Gabriel out to follow God’s wishes to destroy mankind, then tell us that the world became ZOMBIE LAND and then we GOD instruct his ANGEL to eliminate a BABY that if this is the nativity scene, that baby could pretty much be…

AARGH!

The movie also cast their version of Mama Mary as some sort of a young, heartless mom that smokes even if she’s carrying a kid. Look, I could have accepted this (haha) but the succeeding scenes were too obvious! Is this some sort of vicious prank on Christians! This is a horror/thriller movie with little sense and inserting the religion bit was plain blasphemous was just begging for controversy (it failed)! I mean… people one by one dying? COME ON! THIS IS LIKE ANY RANDOM THRILLER THAT HAS JASON, FREDDY, AND CHUCKY! Plus, most of the characters’ deaths were more of stupidity more than anything! Two of them died in vain, one died of insanity, and two died because of NOT SEEING THE OBVIOUSLY LAID DOWN TRAP! The lady kid’s death was the only death I appreciated because it was an actual struggle that bravery and logic could endure (Plus points also to Kevin Durand for his awesome angel powers).

I was hoping to find something enriching during the film’s end but sadly I never saw it. Worse… these kids are battling a superhuman creature that can fly right? WHERE DID THAT HILL CAME FROM, WHY ARE THEIR FACES SHINING WHEN CLIMBED THE HILL, AND WHY WOULD YOU BATTLE ON TOP OF A PLACE THAT ANGELS AND WINGED CHARACTERS COULD HAPPILY CALL “HOMECOURT ADVANTAGE”!?!? YOU SHOULD HAVE FOUGHT IN A F’N FOXHOLE! LET THE ANGEL TELEPORT INSIDE A CRAMP SPACE OR HIDE IN CAVE!!!

The lack of logic of this flick pisses me off! I like Paul Bettany as an actor but there is nothing he could do to stop this nonsense. One of the things I hated here is either Paul acts like a monotonous badass or a plain softie (to the shy gay level). Kate Walsh and Tyrese Gibson are “household” names that had little to do with this flick. The characters were too painful to watch.

Here’s the thing: It’s easy for this flick to get a good grade had not for the misuse of theology. What did Christianity (all sects) do to you to deserve this misery? This is why I’m envious of the Islamic world because people wouldn’t dare do this to them. I live in the Philippines, a predominantly Catholic country. At the end of the movie I heard no clapping and only a couple of individuals mumbling. And this is not the good mumbling… IT IS THE BAD MUMBLING! The film has the “stuff” that would turn people away if they are about to see a film with the “From the makers of Legion” phrase above the name of its poster. A couple of years back, Kevin Smith’s film Dogma was banned from the cinemas and yet the Movie and TV Classification and Regulatory Board in the Philippines let this “movie” show. The film Dogma was a lighter version of this and while it touched a couple of subjects (think Da Vinci Code but comedy), it didn’t depressed people! This came from a comic book? I bet that comic made sense like being "religion-friendly" because this garbage would never have seen screen time if it didn't!

And the ending? Yeah… Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus riding off the sunset with an enormous load of guns at the back of their car is a clear indication of how they stuck on being blasphemous!

What? Did I “spoiled” you enough from watching this movie? THAT’S MY POINT! UNLESS YOU LIKE SATAN WORSHIP, THIS CRAP IS FOR YOU! IF NOT, STAY AWAY FROM THE MOVIE!

GAME OVER!

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Sydman's Philippine Cup Top 50 (From start to January 24, 2010)


The Road for the Best Player of the Conference has caused a lot of upsides and downsides.

As of January 24, three teams have crashed out of the 2009-10 PBA Philippine Cup.

And as of January 24, these guys were the forerunners for the BPC award.

How I got the rankings? Click on this!

http://sydrified.blogspot.com/2009/10/sydmans-25mm-day-1-up-to-october-25.html

You can also see the rankings two weeks ago by clicking this!

http://sydrified.blogspot.com/2010/01/top-50-race-to-get-conference-mvp-from.html


GAME STARTS NOW!!!

1 REALTORS – KELLY WILLIAMS
2 BEERMEN – ARWIND SANTOS
3 ACES – WILLIE MILLER
4 ACES – JOE DEVANCE
5 ACES – LA TENORIO
6 TEXTERS – MACMAC CARDONA
7 KINGS – RONALD TUBID
8 REALTORS – RYAN REYES
9 BEERMEN – JONAS VILLANUEVA
10 BEERMEN – DONDON HONTIVEROS
11 ACES – TONY DELA CRUZ
12 ACES – REYNEL HUGNATAN
13 GIANTS – JAMES YAP
14 BEERMEN – MIKE CORTEZ
15 TEXTERS – JIMMY ALAPAG
16 ACES – SONNY THOSS
17 TEXTERS – JASON CASTRO
18 GIANTS – KERBY RAYMUNDO
19 GIANTS – ROGER YAP
20 REALTORS – JOSEPH YEO
21 KINGS – JC INTAL
22 TEXTERS – HARVEY CAREY
23 KINGS – CYRUS BAGUIO
24 BEERMEN – DORIAN PENA
25 PAINTERS – GABE NORWOOD
26 GIANTS – MARC PINGRIS
27 GIANTS – PAUL ARTADI
28 TEXTERS – ALI PEEK
29 GIANTS – RICO MAIERHOFER
30 BEERMEN – DENOK MIRANDA
31 TEXTERS – RANIDEL DE OCAMPO
32 TIGERS – ASI TAULAVA
33 KINGS – ERIC MENK
34 BEERMEN – MICK PENNISI
35 KINGS – ENRICO VILLANUEVA
36 REALTORS – JOSH URBIZTONDO
37 TIGERS – LARRY RODRIGUEZ
38 KINGS – BILLY MAMARIL
39 BEERMEN – LORDY TUGADE
40 WHOPPERS – JR QUINAHAN
41 KINGS – WILLY WILSON
42 ACES – MARK BORBORAN
43 REALTORS – NELBERT OMOLON
44 ACES – LARRY FONACIER
45 GIANTS – RAFI REAVIS
46 WHOPPERS – RONJAY BUENAFE
47 TIGERS – DENNIS ESPINO
48 WHOPPERS – ALEX CABAGNOT
49 GIANTS – DON ALLADO
50 REALTORS – GABBY ESPINAS


Yes, you have every reason to get pissed at the list.

But don’t fret.

First of all, Kelly Williams will not win the BPC because Arwind Santos will get that trophy (unless the Alaska guys, Ronald Tubid, or Macmac Cardona can go berserk in their following assignments). Also, I expect the lower 25 to dramatically alter with teams like Sta. Lucia and Burger King bowing out, either Coke or Rain or Shine surging in the rankings, and players from the winning teams getting towed in the rankings because of their team’s winning record. If Asi Taulava can tow his team to the semis, he’ll have a shot in the award despite having limited appearances.

Anyway, this will return during the semifinals.

Until then…

GAME OVER!

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SYDrified Ratings - January 16 to January 22, 2010



I should have written something yesterday about any sort of thing I saw in the news but installing and playing Plants versus Zombies in your PC could make you a potential target for job orders (more of this later).

Anyway, this week was awesome for my site. My site reached a career high in terms of page views and new visitors.

This is the breakdown!

By the way, some time in between my channel-hopping (I worked in a lot of TV networks in the Philippines), former Press Secretary Cerge Remonde became my boss (I think this was during my IBC-13 stint). He will be missed.

Game starts now!

January 16 New visitors: 28Page views: 44

January 17 New visitors: 9Page views: 14

January 18 New visitors: 16Page views: 25

January 19 New visitors: 30Page views: 47

January 20 New visitors: 39Page views: 54

January 21 New visitors: 49* Page views: 81*

January 22 New visitors: 36Page views: 46


CAREER HIGH:New visitors - 49 (January 21, 2010); Page views - 81 (January 21, 2010)
THIS WEEK’S AVERAGES: New visitors - 29.6 ; Page views - 44.4

My inactivity during the weekends is seriously causing my page views to diminish. I still love the fact that people visit my site.

And if you see, the Real Leaf Paparazzi blog, that article needs the popularity it could get because I am using this to win some contest.

http://sydrified.blogspot.com/2010/01/real-leaf-paparazzi.html

Hey, keep supporting my site! If you think the stats I displayed here is bogus, you should try clicking the Flag Counter button!

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King James Stomps Class

The psychological advantage of the Cleveland Cavaliers against the Los Angeles Lakers is sweeping their regular season games against the defending champs.

The other? LeBron James acting a la Super Mario on the Laker faithfuls.





The original video proved defective so I’m replacing it with this one.

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Most Annoying Lost Fans Ever?

Some news I got from the Onion News Network.



Final Season Of 'Lost' Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever

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Son of a Bleach!


I don’t hate Naruto. It just became too popular for me to dislike it. I will compare this to the “Heroes” hype.

Remember when that show was cool?

Bleach is a story of a guy entrusted to decimate all the wondering spirits to another dimension. Ichigo, the bleached-haired protagonist, in engage in a series of struggles so that he and his friends could enjoy peace and tranquility.

The concept isn’t fairly new but alongside Naruto, Bleach is taking over what Dragon Ball, Ranma ½, Samurai X, and the other blockbuster animes left off.

Anyway, I re-started playing Soul Arena. You can check this out at http://www.soul-arena.com/. The gameplay feels a lot like Naruto Arena. The only difference is that there are Bleach characters in this version.

Bleach reminds me of Yu Yu Hakusho. The other anime that reminded me of Yu Yu was Flame of Recca. THAT SHOW had a pretty crappy ending. Bleach combines Yu Yu Hakusho and Samurai X in the sense of intense man-for-man bout. It also helps that Ichigo looks like a spawn of Yusuke, Kyusuke Kanou (Hungry Heart), and Hanamichi Sakuragi. Sakuragi is the orange-haired rebounding demon from the highly-successful anime Slam Dunk, which happens to be the last anime that I thoroughly watched. Unfortunately, Slam Dunk’s anime end pretty much left us the notion of leaving us high and dry.

Bleach’s franchise is still evolving as of this writing. I played the online game and the PSP version of this show without understanding the characters. I like Urahara, Rukia, Chad, Uryuu, Urihime (girl with big boobs), and Kon. Perhaps had I been turned off at the icky drawing the illustrators gave to One Piece, I would have enjoyed looking at Bleach episodes in the net (both shows were Tagalized in GMA’s anime block alongside Yu Yu Hakusho, Slam Dunk, Hungry Heart, Baki the Grappler, and that boxing anime whose name currently escapes me).

Yes, late as I am, I am beginning to like Bleach. You can see it at Animax weekdays at 7:00pm (Philippine/HK time) and you can see a 5-episode marathon during the wee hours of Sunday (starting 1am) and during high noon (starting 1pm).

Be part of the fad.

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The SYDrified Food Review: Mang Jimmy's


Near what was once the MWSS, there’s an awesome kitchenette.

DON’T LET THE AMBIANCE FOOL YOU BECAUSE THE FOOD IS AWESOME!

Goddamn economic problems! Our society is so screwed because of this! Even the most sacred of places needs to stoop to a lower level because of our current financial landscape!

When I first ate at Mang Jimmy’s (near the Old Balara Picnic Grove), my stomach was stuffed with divine food. Just like UST’s Almer’s (before it closed for serving double-dead meat), you are not a UP student if you haven’t ate at Mang Jimmy’s. It is not surprising that many battle traffic and lunch break time limits to eat here. Sure, the place doesn’t look really pretty (although it prides on its “garden” feel), but the top notch service, unlimited rice, and combo setups will make you forget everything else.

Because of Typhoon Ondoy, the combo setup (if you buy 5 viands, you get one free and if you buy 6 viands, you get two free, and so on and so forth) was zapped out of existence. When the rice shortage came about, their unlimited rice now comes with a prize. Don’t fret though as the service is still awesome... except when the place is jam-packed.

The prizes of their regular dishes range on the average of 100 to 250. Their Tapa Mix, Tuna, Blue Marlin, and the other meals served in a hot plate are great. However, if you you’ll come as a flock, it’s best if you order as many dishes that you can pay. Their rice costs 10 pesos but that extra rice rivals the size of the 38Php North Park rice.

An army of eight could exit the premises with a super bloated tummy and a below 1200Php fee. You just have to remember that you are not here to admire the view. One of the kickers here is that a meal automatically includes a rice so if you are eight people with 10 orders, then you have two free orders of rice. But even without that, you’ll get your money’s worth from their servings.

If you want to take your date to a romantic date, DAMN YOU because this is not the right place (it closes early too). However, if you and your friends want to pig out, the food here could engulf your tummy in an instant.

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Jason Ivler: Former TGIS star!


Once upon time Jason Aguilar-Ivler was a teen friend of the lead teen star, following the footsteps of Dale Villar, Bojo Molina, Diego Castro, Patrick Guzman, and Kenneth Peralta.

I wonder what happened to him now.

(By the way, if you see three guys looking at the cam when Polo Ravales is on cam, the names of those guys are Vlad, Chris, and Isko!)

Just recently, we saw how Jason Ivler attempted to survive a platoon of enforcers that were out to arrest him. This clip was from Balitanghali, which is a Q news program (or GMA Life TV if you’re outside the Philippines).

Now, see him 12 years before he fought in Iraq which led to his “erratic” behavior.




Why can’t he be like all other former supporting teen actors that either make a living elsewhere or go to the “bold” bandwagon???

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TNA’s Generation Me.

Under the leadership of Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff, TNA is preparing itself to go one-on-one with WWE.

In the January 14 episode of Impact, TNA’s resident awesome team, The Motor City Machine Guns faced a new and upcoming team to watch out for.

They are called the Young Bucks in the Indy circuit but in TNA, they are Generation Me.

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Counter Terrorists Win!


With the Kris Aquino-James Yap love quarrel creating enough buzz to get into the headlines of the most respected broadsheets in the country… and the political campaign getting enough light from the media… Jason Ivler needs something “booming” to “gun” a spot in the front page.

He did just that this week.

And yeah, he didn’t need a backhoe to accomplish this feat.

During my college years, I was a Counterstrike (or CS) nut. While I never played the game properly (*cough* casual gamer *cough*), a daily dose of trigger happy-ness was enough for me to learn important things that I can relate to my everyday life.

There is a particular map in CS called mansion. The counter terrorists (CT) must storm a mansion to kill the terrorists and rescue the hostages. This is a terrorist-friendly map because it takes a mere window to snipe away the entire CT contingent.

However, if the terrorist is outnumbered, this scenario forces the person to have little to less room to maneuver. In CS, bullets can hit a person even if he is in the other room. Rambo is the perfect example of the “one against all” scenario. But he fought his foes in a jungle where the environment plays a major role in quest to survive.

This is why Jason Ivler would have a zero percent chance of winning in the position he was in. Granted he was able to score two hits against two agents, the former marine is a mere smoke bomb, flash bomb, or HE bomb away from what he “luckily” suffered.

The Crime: Iraq made him fragile. Why he is still here? Either he had flashbacks of Iraq or he found newfound might for fighting and surviving “hell on earth”. The first crime should have sent him packing. Does he have no relatives in the province? Don't they have any money for a bribe or a first-class ticket? It was careless of him to be there to kill a second time and the carelessness reached an all-time high during his capture.

The Mother: I have to commend the mother. While she did harbor a criminal, she protected her kid the best she could. The problem is, the best way to protect him is via 1) sending him abroad (or somewhere far away Manila) when she had the chance; 2) surrendering him (better than being on a hospital); 3) dishing out the perfect alibi. The alibi will give her the chance to share her kid’s misery in a prison cell. It will also give her foreigner husband and helpers a chance to face jail terms.

The Fired: The maids were relieved from their duties after they helped groom a room to become a suitable pad for a random person. Didn’t they foresee that these maids have the ability to become suspicious and vengeful?

The Suspect: His indifference to respect people caused his downfall. I mean, when he knocked a son of a government official and an actual Malacanang ward, you can’t consider yourself as an untouchable. Ardent believers of karma will be the first ones to shoot down your way of thinking. Shooting cops with armor-piercing weapons unnaturally handed to civilians is crazy and fighting against them inside a cramp room is suicide. Worse, any of his followers over 18 will be subject to scrutiny.

For a guy whose Plan A is to SHOOT AT EVERYONE THAT THWARTS HIS FREEDOM, Jason Ivler managed to survive two gunshot wounds that will heal and will give a fresh outlook to life in prison. If this was CS, his mortality could be in the twelve to twenty percent range.

But in the end, his murderous rage ended in a bittersweet attempt to escape the problems he created.

COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN!

Game Over!

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Real Leaf Paparazzi


This is my girlfriend.

Don’t get fooled. Sure, she looks cute and nice, but just like any other female, she has the ability to make me second guess my actions.

I remember when I was courting her. I had to convince her that I only have good intentions. When I planted a kiss in her cheek at the end of our second date, she dumped me with no hesitations because she thought I was sly, devious, and opportunistic! And it didn’t help that people around her thought I was a two-timer because I had female friends just like EVERY PERSON LIVING ON EARTH! I had to claw my way out of romantic hell in order for her to reconsider! Luckily six months of perseverance, she did accept my love.

It has been fifteen months as of this writing.

May the streak continue forever!

This leads me to something that happened a few weeks back. She attended a wedding where she got the bouquet and there was this game where she’s paired up with the guy that got the garter. I wasn’t in the wedding so it had to be someone, right? While the game they played didn’t lead to anything alarming, she was pissed because someone other than me kissed her. I admit, I was mad at the start but I settled down eventually. The thing that alarms me is that since we work in the same company, people could tease us on those counts.

The guy was an officemate and while he seems nice, it’s just that she didn’t want to kiss him.

The next day, we were going to see a movie. She was in no mood though. I asked her before we left our respective houses if she wanted to go out. She knows I was so bent to watch this flick that I took a leave from work so I can see this on a people-free Monday. Her silence got me pissed. Then she got pissed because she thinks I was still mad because of the incident.

Wait… what did I miss?

Before we saw each other I went to a convenience store to get Real Leaf. I like lychee and luckily they have that flavor. It has this thing called thianine which seems to be a stress buster.

Anyway, I sat her in a place filled with trees, leafy plants and people. As I explained my side, I gave her my Real Leaf. I finished getting pissed off at the situation before I got there but what shocked me was I have no idea on how to react to her when she becomes silent and distant. Then I brainstormed with her of ways to combat those thoughts if and when she gets teased. Had she let me, I could have conducted an impromptu workshop on how to effectively draw the attention of people to her advantage.

But it seems like there was no need for it.

She warmed up. She was smiling and that made me happy. Did Real Leaf do this? It could only be me and my pure intentions of making me happy... or not... but it was THAT quick! Afterwards she was in a giddy mood. In fact, she finally bought me a Christmas present (which prompted me to buy her a Christmas present... a week later). The stress in her face was gone and it was replaced with the smile I love seeing. Since then a toxic working environment will always prompt me to head to a convenience store to pick up a Real Leaf drink.

And as for the teasing, it did happen. But unlike what we foresaw, we don’t know whether we’d be happy or pissed with their taunts.

My girlfriend got the bouquet.

You know what that means right?

END.

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Roddick gets owned by a koala!

Andy Roddick just got owned by a koala.





I will not even say that Andy Roddick’s name is sort of “pornographic-ky”.

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Classic Commercial: San Miguel Beer

Here’s a little known fact about Val Sotto!

Before he became a macho protagonist in Agila and before OPM band Kiko Machine immortalized him on their awesome song, he was a commercial model!

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The Spy Next Door: The Review


When I was about to get my GF out of her work, the bus I rode was playing Jackie Chan’s awesome epic “Drunken Master” so picking The Spy Next Door was better than picking The Rebound.

Hell, both movies are about a babysitter who wants to be part of the family!

What could go wrong?

Apparently, when the best actor of the movie is the guy that sang “Acky, Breaky Heart”... things don’t look good for your film!

What I like: I didn’t see Shinjuku Incident but that’s just because there were better, big-budgeted movies then. I hate the rumors that Jackie Chan has stopped working over American soil because given the right role, he can do wonders with his work.

This could be the Karate Kid movie… but certainly not this flick.

What I hate: First of all, this movie is not funny. I really hate that Jackie Chan don’t do all the stunts but making him go to situations where people really see that JACKIE CHAN IS NOT THE GUY DOING THE STUNTS IS A F’N CRIME (the bike scene was a BMX rider wearing a bad black wig)! The other thing, the kids and Amber Valetta are weak actors to pair with Jackie Chan. No one can counter his thick Chinese accent. Chris Tucker, Owen Wilson, Lucy Liu, and other big names that can make the scenes glossy weren’t here to make it as such. The well-known stars of the movie – George Lopez and Billy Ray Cyrus (haha) appeared sporadically. Anyway when Billy Ray revealed earlier in the movie that there was a bad agent, I absolutely thought it was either of the two well-known stars. Yeah... it was that damn predictable. And I know this is a family movie so the jokes need to be lame and tame but the kids are so annoying (especially the boy), the bad guys are really dumb, and there is nothing cool about this movie to even brag about.

EVEN Jackie Chan’s bloopers aren’t really that funny.

Damn it, if I knew this flick would suck, I would have watched The Rebound or that Gaybreaker flick!

I meant Daybreaker.

...

I just don’t want to let Cindy hear my girlish screams watching that horror flick.

I saw a documentary in the History Channel about how Americans freak out when an Asian actor attempts to be romantic. Yes, stereotyping happened anew in this film where Chan had to act all nerdy. However, fans might find Jackie Chan kissing a lady romantically icky (he did it here twice). While I have seen Jackie Chan kiss in the movies, it wasn’t THIS disturbing. No, it’s not because he was dressed like an era behind the actual era because even when he looked cool it was still icky because it seems that he and Amber had zero chemistry.

Let Jackie kiss but in a cute manner. I can see him getting paired with the more established stars in an a la “hero saves a damsel in distress” type of movie opposite Hollywood’s elite.

It makes me think that the only way Hollywood can use Jacky properly is for them to make another buddy movie a la Rush Hour.

And perhaps the biggest rant I could give in this movie is the VERY HORRIBLE SOUND DIRECTION! It seems like the guy doing the sound work for Lizzie Maguire and those tweener shows was the one doing this. A Jackie Chan movie doesn’t bouncy sound effects and very ridiculous music to let the viewers know what he’ll do here! Also, the editor of the flick should slap the head of the director for making him to those unnecessary transitions and speed ups. Crazy as it may sound, but the flick could actually look like a big-budgeted Hong Kong movie and not like a straight-to-DVD flick had they moved away of the awful sound direction.


The Verdict: The only thing good about the movie is that you can have cutesy moments with your significant other as you exchange whispers on how stupid this movie is. The sentence “I enjoyed the movie because of Billy Ray Cyrus” shouldn’t come out of any mouth... ever!

Well it could... I am sorry Acky Breaky dude, but I expect a Jackie Chan flick to rock and sadly the poor product gave Jackie zero possibility of making it awesome.

I hope Will Smith’s kid can be a better partner for Jackie as he turns Mr. Miyagi as The Karate Kid comes to the screens later in the year.

Until then... GAME OVER!

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The SYDrified Ratings (January 1 to 8, 2010)


What’s up! What you’ll see here are the site developments for the first half of January 2010!

I got the stats from Flag Counter!

January 1
New visitors: 4
Page views: 8

January 2
New visitors: 3
Page views: 8

January 3
New visitors: 0
Page views: 0

January 4
New visitors: 23
Page views: 36

January 5
New visitors: 25
Page views: 31

January 6
New visitors: 33
Page views: 66

January 7
New visitors: 14
Page views: 23

January 8
New visitors: 24
Page views: 28

January 9
New visitors: 23
Page views: 51

January 10
New visitors: 18
Page views: 28

January 11
New visitors: 6
Page views: 8

January 12
New visitors: 23
Page views: 45

January 13
New visitors: 28
Page views: 37

January 14
New visitors: 23
Page views: 35

January 15
New visitors: 31
Page views: 51


CAREER HIGH:
33 – New visitors (January 6, 2010)
66 – Page views (January 6, 2010)


SEASON AVERAGES:
18.5 – New visitors
30.3 – Page views


Thank you for all that visited my site and if you want, you could tell your friends to visit this as well!

Especially during Sundays and Mondays!

Game over!

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Collision Course and a New Beginning


The most popular team in the Philippines might visit some of their fans behind bars because of two Fil-Ams who thought they were those 90’s action stars that can take a whole gang.

Haha, you were wrong!

PAROLED FROM MURDER!

Congratulations for Rudy Distrito for his release from prison!

MAY YOU NEVER COME BACK TO PRISON EVER AGAIN!


FRUSTRATED MURDER!

With one gone, a team could follow. Yeah, rich kids that roam the metro trying to cut a BUS for that matter, issued a challenge to Art dela Cruz and some of the Baranggay Ginebra Kings when they charged the players of frustrated murder. No offense, but I’ll dish the same love I gave Alain Katigbak here…



These peons have no business trying to cut a bus in the first place. Sure, they got sideswiped but stopping in the middle of the SOUTH SUPER F’N HIGHWAY!?! Even in a tollway, all they had to do afterwards was ask the Toll guys to reprimand the Kings and yet they thought it would be cool to hound… a lean and mean bunch of six footers!

What they need to do is put these guys on some dope test because I think these guys thought that they were above the law.

The bus door looked like a bad gift gone wrong.

However is in the wrong end of an Art dela Cruz facial punch, might either be a basketball player (I loved his fights with Poch Juinio back in the day) or should be placed in a mental institution.

Haha! Crazy mofos!


WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE

Brian "The Hawaiian Punch" Viloria and Donnie "Ahas" Nietes needs to salvage wins if they want to tuck their titles in their belts. Cuneta Astrodome will stage this event dubbed “The Collision Course”. Catch the action on January 24. GMA Pinoy TV subscribers can avail access to the bouts at these times:

Japan time – January 25, Monday, 3:00am
AUS (EDT) time – January 25, Monday, 5:00am
KSA time – January 24, Sunday, 9:00pm
Italy time - January 24, Sunday, 7:00pm

Why do I know this?

* whistle * *whistle*

Before I end this, I wish all the Haitians could live past this tragic event. Yeah that earthquake pretty much destroyed lives and livelihood but we must see the beauty in ugly especially in these times that we are forced to see it that way.

Game over!

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Hitler Fever Dos!


I could say that this is some sort of his reincarnation…

If not…

F*CK THE WORLD!!!

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Hitler Fever!


I am sorry but I am experiencing Hitler Fever! I don’t know how I got this but there are tons of stuffs in the web to make me go berserk like this for Satan’s best impersonator!

Let us remember the “good” things he did as an oppressor of human rights!

Click here so you can remember what he did to civilization that should be commended!

(Slight factoid: You know what sarcasm is, right?)

Remember when Hitler found out that Jay Leno will replace Conan O’Brien in his timeslot?




Remember when Hitler got pissed because he hated the fact that Son Goku attended high school?




Remember when Hitler got pissed because Kanye West dissed Taylor Swift at the VMA’s?




Who’s got Hitler Fever besides me?

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Drug Free

The Onion News Network congratulates the US government’s conscious effort to eliminate drugs in North America.


DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico

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Talk Show Turnbuckle


Who thinks Jay Leno is funnier than Conan O’Brien?

Please raise your hands…

SO I CAN BREAK THEM!

LENO FORCED CONAN OUT OF HIS JOB!!!

My email address is stacey_the_evil_chipmunk@yahoo.com. I got that name as a take on the Conan character called Spanky the Masturbating Bear. Do you how hard it is for me to get internet writing jobs because they think that I am a mere spam??? But I still keep that email and it is my most used email account that is not my office email.

Sure, I hate Conan when makes fun of religions and cracks racial slurs every now and then but at times, Conan is actually funny! Who can forget Triumph the Insult Dog belittling those Star Wars nerds or how The Horny Manatee became an actual website because clamored for it?

Anyway, 2010 could be the end of Conan O’Brien because of the NBC execs decision to place Jay Leno ahead of Conan.

Why the hell is this insulting for Conan? Here’s the thing: Jay Leno has been the host of The Tonight Show for so many years now and after him, Conan O’Brien’s show Late Night with Conan O’Brien appears. Jay Leno retired from the Tonight Show in June of 2009 and Conan replaced him. With his departure, former SNL star Jimmy Fallon took over his spot.

Now with Jay Leno, trying to put himself back in The Tonight Show, and with all the NBC execs backing him up, it looks like Conan is forced to a spot where he should leave the show.

Here are the excerpts of his take on the matter:

People of Earth:

In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That said, I’ve been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.

Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.

But sadly, we were never given that chance. After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule.

Last Thursday, NBC executives told me they intended to move the Tonight Show to 12:05 to accommodate the Jay Leno Show at 11:35. For 60 years the Tonight Show has aired immediately following the late local news. I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.

So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. Some people will make the argument that with DVRs and the Internet a time slot doesn’t matter. But with the Tonight Show, I believe nothing could matter more.

There has been speculation about my going to another network but, to set the record straight, I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work.

Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it’s always been that way.

Yours,

Conan

Godspeed, you overly white tall man…

Try to look at the good things that could possibly happen to you.

Johnny Carson was about to pass the torch to David Letterman but the execs forced it to wield it to Leno.

Do you think Letterman is doing bad since?

Game over.

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TOP 50: THE RACE TO GET THE CONFERENCE MVP! (From start ‘til January 10, 2010)


First of all, a pleasant New Year to all! This should have been done during the Christmas break but as fate would have it...

... I got lazy.

Uhurm.

I also changed the name of my list because 2010 made me realize how lame it was.

This reminds me… I have to finish my Top 100 NBA Players of All-Time!
Check out the criteria at: http://sydrified.blogspot.com/2009/10/sydmans-25mm-day-1-up-to-october-25.html

Anyway, minus their team’s performance points, the top ten is as follows.
(Minimum 8 games)

10 KINGS – RONALD TUBID
9 GIANTS – KERBY RAYMUNDO
8 ACES – LA TENORIO
7 WHOPPERS – ALEX CABAGNOT
6 REALTORS – RYAN REYES
5 TEXTERS – MACMAC CARDONA
4 ACES – WILLIE MILLER
3 PAINTERS – GABE NORWOOD
2 BEERMEN – ARWIND SANTOS
1 REALTORS – KELLY WILLIAMS


However, I give importance on how a team fares in the tourney. So it’s time to check out the first Top 50 of the year!

No Tigers or Boosters in the rankings. Also four new entries come in with the exodus of Chico Lanete, Beau Belga, Rafi Reavis and Jayjay Helterbrand.

By the way...


LEADING REBOUNDERS PER TEAM (Minimum 5 games):

STA. LUCIA: Kelly Williams (14.6), Gabby Espinas (7.3), Ryan Reyes (5.8)
SAN MIGUEL: Arwind Santos (10.3), Dorian Pena (8.6), Mick Pennisi (5.4)
COCA-COLA: Asi Taulava (10.3), Dennis Espino (7.3), Larry Rodriguez (6.8)
TALK N TEXT: Harvey Carey (9.7), Ali Peek (6.7), Ranidel de Ocampo (5.9)
PUREFOODS: Rafi Reavis (8.8), Marc Pingris (7.3), Kerby Raymundo (6.8)
RAIN OR SHINE: Jay-R Reyes (7.5), Gabe Norwood (6.9), Mark Telan (5.3)
ALASKA: Joe DeVance (7.2), Willie Miller (6.4), Reynel Hugnatan (6.2)
BURGER KING: JR Quinahan (7.2), Richard Yee (6.8), Beau Belga (5.7)
BARAKO BULL: Chad Alonzo (7.1), Alex Crisano (6.7), Rob Reyes (6.0)
GINEBRA: Eric Menk (6.5), Ronald Tubid (5.8), Willy Wilson (5.8)


Looking at the list, you’ll find that those with high rebounds don’t really mean they’ll reign supreme. Ginebra is a classic example of this.


GAME STARTS NOW!

50 GIANTS – DON ALLADO (LAST RANK # 50)
Remember when he had a Mohawk? He was cooler then.

49 TEXTERS – YANCY DE OCAMPO (LAST RANK # 40)
His free ride of making the rankings will run out if TNT continues to lose.

48 KINGS – SUNDAY SALVACION (NEW ENTRY)
He gets a free ride debut after a furious Ginebra win streak.

47 TEXTERS – NIC BELASCO (LAST RANK # 44)
He gets the stats despite slashed minutes.

46 WHOPPERS – RICHARD YEE (LAST RANK # 46)
Yeng Guiao gave his career rebirth and he is enjoying every minute of it.

45 ACES – LARRY FONACIER (LAST RANK # 38)
Drops seven places as the Aces brace for their 3 games in 1 week sked.

44 WHOPPERS – RONJAY BUENAFE (LAST RANK # 37)
He owns the starting SG spot of BK. How he’ll embrace it is a mystery.

43 REALTORS – NELBERT OMOLON (NEW ENTRY)
Breaks in the list after the Realtors’ great New Year start!

42 ACES – MARK BORBORAN (LAST RANK # 42)
He continues to be a vital cog in the Aces’ bench.

41 REALTORS – GABBY ESPINAS (LAST RANK # 39)
He needs to get back form. Yes, he is currently demoted.

40 REALTORS – JOSH URBIZTONDO (NEW ENTRY)
A season-long brilliance could lead to a first Rookie of the Year plum given to an undrafted rookie!

39 WHOPPERS – JR QUINAHAN (LAST RANK # 30)
Baby Shaq seems to have an unpleasant last few games...

38 KINGS – WILLY WILSON (NEW ENTRY)
Ginebra is rolling and Wilson is a vital key regarding this awesome outburst!

37 KINGS – BILLY MAMARIL (LAST RANK # 45)
He is up eight notches for being the guy that clamps up an opponent’s offense.

36 TEXTERS – RANIDEL DE OCAMPO (LAST RANK # 34)
He scored a double-double against Barako Bull but losing to them isn’t really that great.

35 GIANTS – MARC PINGRIS (LAST RANK # 29)
We’re seeing less dunks from him but we are getting more effectiveness in his game style.

34 WHOPPERS – ALEX CABAGNOT (LAST RANK # 28)
He topscored in points in his debut as a Whopper but BK still went to their familiar losing route.

33 GIANTS – RICO MAIERHOFER (LAST RANK # 27)
All of a sudden, he faces strong opposition in the top rookie race from Urbiztondo!

32 BEERMEN – LORDY TUGADE (LAST RANK # 35)
Gets a free ride up three spots despite having a 1-pt, 1-reb, and 1-ast output in their last game.

31 TEXTERS – ALI PEEK (LAST RANK # 18)
Drops 13 spots after a couple of dismal stints that gave the team a twin set of losses.

30 GIANTS – PAUL ARTADI (LAST RANK # 25)
Kid Lightning is harmoniously sharing the PG chores with Roger Yap.

29 KINGS – ENRICO VILLANUEVA (LAST RANK # 36)
Got higher because of his team’s win streak. Funny how Jong Uichico can’t seem to know how to use him properly?

28 ACES – SONNY THOSS (LAST RANK # 19)
I expect him to return to the Top 25 since its impossible for Alaska to lose all their games this week.

27 TEXTERS – HARVEY CAREY (LAST RANK # 26)
He has been getting things done in the offensive end but failed to connect in 2 chances to score the game winner.

26 BEERMEN – DENOK MIRANDA (LAST RANK # 31)
They call him a power point guard because his built isn’t quick but could hurt teams with its shackling defense.


THE TOP 25

25 KINGS – ERIC MENK (LAST RANK # 23)
Sure he struggled in his last few games but at least his team dominated those contests.
STATS: 11.1PPG, 6.5RPG, 1.5APG & 2.1TPG IN 26.8MPG (15G)

24 PAINTERS – GABE NORWOOD (LAST RANK # 21)
He owns great stats but it they ROS lacks the wins to make it remotely significant.
STATS: 14.5PPG, 6.9RPG, 3.6APG, 1.6SPG & 2.4TPG IN 38.4MPG (16G)

23 GIANTS – ROGER YAP (LAST RANK # 20)
He dishes out organized play when the Giants need to go to their halfcourt set with effectiveness.
STATS: 10.1PPG, 4.7RPG, 3.6APG & 2.3TPG IN 25.0MPG (15G)

22 GIANTS – KERBY RAYMUNDO (LAST RANK # 15)
Backs down seven spots because despite his team’s wins, it seems like his stats are a bit diminished... I don’t know... maybe the rebounds... and the turnovers... and the fact he missed 2 of his games?
STATS: 15.0PPG, 6.8RPG, 3.2APG & 3.3TPG IN 33.5MPG (13G)

21 BEERMEN – MICK PENNISI (LAST RANK # 22)
SMB’s super record is kind of disrupting the Top 50 rankings! Look at his stats and if he was playing for a bad team, he wouldn’t have been rated at all!
STATS: 6.3PPG, 5.4RPG, 1.1APG, 0.9BPG & 1.3TPG IN 24.2MPG (16G)

20 KINGS – JC INTAL (LAST RANK # 43)
This guy erupted 23 places in the ranks because frankly, with the way he is playing right now, Jong Uichico sees no rush in bringing back Caguioa and Valenzuela!
STATS: 9.7PPG, 4.7RPG, 1.4APG, 0.9SPG & 1.7TPG IN 22.6MPG (17G)

19 GIANTS – JAMES YAP (LAST RANK # 17)
I saw Alvin and the Chipmunks last Saturday in Trinoma and I saw John Lapus and Josh Aquino.
Yes, I don’t have anything fresh to report about James Yap.
STATS: 14.8PPG, 3.7RPG, 2.4APG & 1.9TPG IN 31.4MPG (15G)

18 KINGS – CYRUS BAGUIO (LAST RANK # 33)
Except for being turnover prone, he was one of the catalysts of Ginebra’s last two wins. Goes to show how scary is the Kings’ run and gun lineup when they go berserk.
STATS: 11.1PPG, 2.5RPG, 2.5APG, 1.2SPG & 2.1TPG IN 25.2MPG (17G)

17 REALTORS – JOSEPH YEO (LAST RANK # 32)
There is nothing stealth about the Ninja. After pulling a career-defining game against the Whoppers, defenders will always be vigilant in stopping him.
STATS: 13.5PPG, 4.1RPG, 4.3APG & 2.6TPG IN 30.7MPG (15G)

16 ACES – REYNEL HUGNATAN (LAST RANK # 12)
Sliding dramatically especially with a poor performance against Ginebra in Batangas, expect his stock to rise anew once Alaska gets back to winning form.
STATS: 12.9PPG, 6.2RPG, 1.8APG & 1.7TPG IN 23.7MPG (14G)

15 TEXTERS – JASON CASTRO (LAST RANK # 24)
In his last two games, he created impact. However, it was just merely to hide the lacklustre games of Jimmy Alapag and Macmac Cardona.
STATS: 10.8PPG, 3.7RPG, 4.4APG, 1.4SPG & 2.3TPG IN 27.2MPG (16G)

14 ACES – TONY DELA CRUZ (LAST RANK # 10)
TDC continued to perform as a key contributor for the Aces. He can score when needed but you have to expect his awesomeness through the little things he does.
STATS: 9.8PPG, 6.1RPG, 1.8APG, 1.1SPG & 0.7TPG IN 31.1MPG (14G)

13 BEERMEN – DORIAN PENA (LAST RANK # 14)
Again, thanks to San Miguel’s excellent record, the fruitiest name in Philippine basketball is figuring prominently at the top of the rankings.
STATS: 7.5PPG, 8.6RPG & 1.8TPG IN 20.9MPG (16G)

12 TEXTERS – JIMMY ALAPAG (LAST RANK # 9)
Mighty Mouse scored 23 points against Barako Bull but only managed notch a couple of assists. Plus he did overpassed against the Boosters. Had he taken the three, they could have probably won.
STATS: 15.3PPG, 2.9RPG, 5.3APG & 2.4TPG IN 32.1MPG (15G)

11 BEERMEN – MIKE CORTEZ (LAST RANK # 13)
Cool Cat played awesome against Barako Bull. Actually Coach Siot is doing the craziest things for this guy. Built like a PG he sometimes play as a SG or a SF in the SMB small ball lineup.
STATS: 10.9PPG, 3.2RPG, 2.9APG, 1.0SPG & 1.8TPG IN 22.6MPG (16G)


TOP TEN

10 REALTORS – RYAN REYES (LAST RANK # 16)
He plays an all-around game with gusto. He is not much of a showboat but he gets the W’s for the team (Although I can’t say if he had an injury… or a bad game which was the reason why he was held down to 20 minutes against Burger King).
STATS: 12.2PPG, 5.8RPG, 4.4APG, 2.1SPG & 2.0TPG IN 32.5MPG (15G)

9 ACES – JOE DEVANCE (LAST RANK # 7)
In Alaska’s big man spot, he is the only consistent scorer for the squad. The Speaker of the House’s specialty which is the outside J’s makes him a threat in all sides of the court.
STATS: 13.6PPG, 7.2RPG, 2.0APG, 0.9BPG & 1.6TPG IN 29.7MPG (14G)

8 ACES – LA TENORIO (LAST RANK # 5)
He is having a mini-slump which prompted the Alaska skid. This is bad because a) he is the only PG of Alaska and b) no one in their bench could orchestrate better than him in their roster. When he plays good, his team wins. I think Alaska needs him to perform better more than anyone else in their roster.
STATS: 15.1PPG, 4.9RPG, 4.0APG, 1.1SPG & 2.5TPG IN 33.4MPG (14G)

7 BEERMEN – DONDON HONTIVEROS (LAST RANK # 6)
Him here is basically San Miguel ruling the tourney. In the past few games he has been blowing hot and cold. At times he is unstoppable but there are also moments where he is getting upstaged by non-starters like Denok Miranda and Mike Cortez.
STATS: 13.8PPG, 5.0RPG, 1.8APG & 2.6TPG IN 28.4MPG (16G)

6 TEXTERS – MACMAC CARDONA (LAST RANK # 4)
For a player averaging a little lower than 21 points a night, a 7.5-point norm is brutal. It seems like the start of 2010 is not pretty for Captain Hook but they need his extreme performances in order for them to take the smooth cruise to the quarterfinals.
STATS: 20.9PPG, 4.7RPG, 3.3APG, 1.1SPG & 3.6TPG IN 34.0MPG (16G)

5 BEERMEN – JONAS VILLANUEVA (LAST RANK # 8)
I remember when Olsen Racela had to languish at the sidelines as Dindo Pumaren’s sub then cross to SMB to become the team’s ace guard. While he wasn’t really regarded when he entered the league (all eyes were on LA Tenorio), he persevered to get attention which he did. Check out his stats right now and wonder no more why SMB is winning and him claiming starting honors for the Beermen.
STATS: 8.8PPG, 4.5RPG, 5.4APG, 1.2SPG & 2.0TPG IN 25.7MPG (16G)

4 KINGS – RONALD TUBID (LAST RANK # 11)
Wow. Ronald Tubid is an animated player that everyone would love to hate (except for Ginebra fans who like his antics). I believe the flop rule was invented to reprimand Tubid of the said act but I don’t thing this has affected the way he changes a player’s mindset one bit. He is Ginebra’s leader right now and I am happy that he is finally getting his share of the spotlight as their leader minus the Bandanna Brothers.
STATS: 17.7PPG, 5.8RPG, 1.6APG & 1.1TPG IN 31.9MPG (17G)

3 ACES – WILLIE MILLER (LAST RANK # 3)
For some insane reason, when his scoring is on, his team loses. Now this is a bad thing because this means “Miller Time” is more of a liability than a level up in their offense. This shouldn’t be the case, you know. En route for his second MVP season, Alaska lived and died with Miller’s offense which is Tim Cone had to alter his triangle offense to compliment the run and gun game of the Thriller. This week is major for him and the Aces.
STATS: 17.1PPG, 6.4RPG, 4.5APG & 3.1TPG IN 33.9MPG (14G)

2 REALTORS – KELLY WILLIAMS (LAST RANK # 2)
Williams is piling up 20 points and 19 rebounds in his last two games which resulted into wins for the Realtors. If you look at his stats and compared this to Arwind Santos, you’ll see that he has the better numbers. However, he gets the bridesmaid honor because unlike Santos, Sta. Lucia is clawing for a quarterfinals spot and SMB has already assured their selves of a semis berth. This would have been different had SLR won half of their losses…
STATS: 17.6PPG, 14.6RPG, 3.5APG, 1.9SPG, 0.8BPG & 3.4TPG IN 40.6MPG (15G)

1 BEERMEN – ARWIND SANTOS (LAST RANK # 1)
Continuing from the Williams thought, Santos is playing alongside a platoon of top-notch names that could pretty much be the league’s version of a typical New York Yankees roster. Santos is getting his Air21/BK numbers (where it was only him and Gary David getting the majority of the stats) in a SMB roster! Yes I had to emphasize and interchange words to reiterate this fact because when Santos hits 29 points in one game, which means you take out potential numbers of Lordy Tugade, Danny Seigle, Jay Washington and every top guy that thinks or still thinks they are top guys in the roster.
STATS: 18.9PPG, 10.3RPG, 1.6APG, 1.4SPG, 1.6BPG & 2.0TPG IN 32.3MPG (16G)

If you think you want something changed here, it’s very, very easy! DREAM!

So in line for the playoffs, we are getting near of having a name for the Best Player of the Conference Award! Until then…

GAME OVER!

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Sharlock Holmes: The Review


I wanted to watch this movie last Saturday but situations forced me to do otherwise (*cough* TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THE CINEMAS *cough*).

So…

How did I rate this movie?

Elementary, my dear readers…

Elementary.

Before James Bond became Britain’s best contribution to the world in terms of awesome, manly figures (Shakespeare looks kinda gay), extraordinaire detective Sherlock Holmes is the nation’s numero uno alpha male.


What I like:

Guy Ritchie: I thought I became mentally retarded when I saw his name as the director. All I thought was “Hey, this was that daft prick that ruined himself by doing a crappy Madonna art film”? You know what, I have to apologize to this guy because it seems like Sherlock had a lot of “Snatch and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” in it. This was the first thought when I saw the fight scene and the use of that “stop music, then increase volume of the SFX” artistic undertaking. I AM SO SORRY TO BE AN IGNORANT BASTARD TO NOT GET MY FACTS RIGHT THAT GUY RITCHIE IS NOT MERELY THE PERSON THAT DIRECTED SWEPT AWAY! From the editing, the sound engineering, the cinematography and the fight scenes… what I saw was top notch brilliant.

Hans Zimmer: The music recognizably Union Jack, was overpowering here and I don’t mind this. You see, this is what a Sherlock movie should be like. I like the way that it seems like a traditional bard-like feel and despite its not rock or the tunes aren’t danceable, it is bouncy. It gives you the English feel especially during fight scenes.

The Actors: The difference between Robert Downey and Johnny Depp is that Downey can be funny and snotty (Iron Man and Tropic Thunder) at the same time. Depp’s version of funny is childish and comical (a la Jack Sparrow and Willy Wonka). Robert Downey Jr. is a freakishly amazing actor and I hope he doesn’t return to his vices again! Mark Strong was a great choice as Lord Blackwood. He seems to have that scary Bela Lugosi eyes which can frighten the hell out of people. I like the way he didn’t became a wimp when he was exposed as a mere mortal with no powers. Jude Law is a good choice for the role although when I saw him alongside Downey, I knew the Watson character wouldn’t really be a patsy that would always follow Sherlock without any hint of doubt. At the start of the flick, I really didn’t like Rachel McAdams as Irene Adler because… I just didn’t feel like it. I wanted a hotter person to play the role a la Olivia Wilde, Elizabeth Banks, or even Sienna Miller. But hey, at the end, you saw how well he developed that character.

The story: I will relay what I hate about the story at some parts but this will be more of a wishlist than a criticism. I like the way how Downey’s extremely observing mind pisses everyone off. They depicted a darker version of Sherlock that it could rival the Dark Knight (minus the amazing actors and story). How they mixed science is believable and the way they primed people up for the sequel is superbly making people giddy.

Robert Maillet, the giant French dude playing as Lord Blackwood’s henchman, is formerly a WWE wrestler working under the ring name of Kurrgan (from the Truth Commission and The Oddities).

I like the fact that they used actual science and a tag team submission maneuver to finish of this guy.


What I hate:

The start of the story: I don’t really hate the story. I LOVE IT! But there is this lingering feeling that I want Watson to suffocate on Holmes first which will urge him to find Mary. You see, Mary looks like the type that adores Watson’s adventures. I want the moving out thing in the sequel, although the end of the movie justified this. Again, it could be just me but I envisioned Watson a la Don Quixote’s Sancho. In this film Watson had a spine and he was more of Sherlock’s equal and the only reason he goes where Holmes is in is to quench his passion for pain.

CSI: I love the show and I love the fact that Sherlock was the original in these here grounds BUT, unless you know how to sort downright gibber, some words could be hard to understand or hard to identify. You see, it took me a while to understand that “Doiley” is actually a word. Anyway, this would be summed up in my final inquiry.

Language barrier: I wanted to understand everything they were saying but the fact that there are no subtitles for this (it’s not like I wanted subs in it) constricted my appreciation on some of the solutions Holmes pointed out and I had to depend on the visual illustrations to make sure I understand what I’m looking at. Ritchie and the others didn’t see this since they are merely speaking their tongue but there is a reason why US English is better appreciated than UK English.


Verdict:

Sherlock Holmes is an awesome film. I hope it won’t suffer the sophomore slump. My guess is that Holmes super-nemesis Moriarty would be a bigger enemy than Blackwood because unlike Blackwood, he displays more aesthetics than brutality in killing a chomp.

I am looking forward to that.

Game over.

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Alvin and the Chipmunks (The Squeakwell): The Review


Alvin and the Chipmunks is an art film.

DAMMIT, WHO SAYS I’M KIDDING!?!

Ehem.

Think Lizzie Maguire and Hannah Montana… with fur... in the not-so-kinky places.

Ross Bagdasarian Sr.’s 50-year-old creation has experienced rebirth after the successful release of the first Chipmunks movie. Justin Long (Dodgeball and Ed) reprises his role as the voice of Alvin just like Matthew Gray Gubler (500 Days of Summer) and teen star Jesse McCartney for their roles as Simon and Theodore, respectively. Jason Lee (My Name is Earl) and David Cross (Arrested Development) returns as Dave Seville and Ian Hawke and they added Zachary Levi (Chuck) playing Dave’s immature cousin Toby. Another addition in the squeakwell are the Chipettes, the female version of the Chipmunks whose characters were played by Christina Applegate of Samantha Who (as Britney), Anna Faris from the Scary Movie series (as Jeanette) and SNL alum and Parks and Wildlife star Amy Poehler (as Eleanor).

What I like:

I am a huge fan of the Chipmunks franchise. I never saw the first movie on the big screen so seeing it was a must. The animation looks awesome. How cuddly those Chipmunks were are okay. I liked how they didn’t really become outcasts in school (although Simon is a geek) and I actually like how the Chipettes sang new tunes.

What I didn’t like:

Okay… I’ll forget the fact that the Chipmunks is meant to be a family movie enjoyed by all ages so this means the teenybopperish, extremely light premise would be spared from my wrath.

But…

I was disappointed at how Jason Lee was used in this movie (reminiscent on how Emilio Estevez was used as Gordon Bombay in Mighty Ducks 3). Even if this is a way to introduce a third important human character (played by Zack Levi), Dave Seville should never become a sort of-cameo role to some goof invented in the last minute. I like the way Ian Hawke became a douche in this movie but what about Dave’s character advancement!?! THIS GUY IS AS OLD AS THE CHIPMUNKS! SADLY, I AM REVISITING THE HORRIBLE WAY THEY DESTROYED JOHN ARBUCKLE IN THE GARFIELD MOVIES (wrongfully played by Brecklin Meyer)!!! Hey here’s a thought: they should have done this on the first installment where Dave, a penniless and IMMATURE musician found a bunch of animals that would give him the tools to become a better person!

Shouting only “AAAALLLLVVIIIIINNNN” isn’t the only thing Jason Lee could do.

Actually looking back, Zack Levi is a better choice than Jason Lee if that was the case.

I hate the fact that Theodore’s innocence is the only funny thing in this movie. I know Simon is a nerd and Alvin is overacting but the material they had to endure is not funny! Why are they not funny??? I laughed at two scenes where Theodore said Granny was doing pole dancing classes and Theodore went to sleep with Toby but got farted and he can’t get out of the blanket. THAT WAS IT! I also hated the fact that the Chipettes sound current and better than the actual leads in the story. Why in the blue hell are the Chipmunks singing “We Are a Family”? The Chipettes were doing Katy Perry and Beyonce… WHY IN THE BLUE HELL ARE A BUNCH OF MANLY, STRONG-WILLED MODERN-DAY POP STARS DOING SOME OLD MOTOWN BEAT??? Hell I’ll even forgive them if they do N’Sync or Backstreet Boys! Hell I’ll even forgive them if they sing We Are a Family but change it up a bit with a Boys 2 Men like approach or a beatbox! Fact is, what a clumsy way to introduce the Chipmunks to the younger generation!

Also, the climax was one of the dumbest, lamest, and cheesiest moments I have seen in a long while. Why would the guy inside the limo go out, buy a toy chopper, and defenselessly go to these chipmunks unprepared and underprotected?!?! I also did not understand the mole. The mole said he was a cousin. Why is there a mole in the movie? WAS THERE A BACKSTORY THAT PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!?! This led to that freakishly god-awful We Are A Family sequence!

Who was routing for Charice Pempengco to win here???? SAD TO SAY… ME!!! There were reports of her being part of a Pokemon live action movie. She’ll just have to paint her body in yellow…

She could pass up as a chipmunk, you know?

Look, I like the franchise but this trilogy experienced something that the Matrix, Transformers, Harold and Kumar, and Twilight had!

A CRAPPY SEQUEL!

I hope they make a better third installment to this because they can’t waste these adorable ‘Munks any longer!

Game over.

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Sharon wins Who Wants again!


I believe Sharon Cuneta is one of the smartest women in Philippine Showbiz today.

For those that think lightning doesn’t strike twice, check out the Megastar!

I am actually a Sharonian/Vilmanian, although I like Sharon better because she has such great repertoire with his leading men (FPJ, Gabby, Richard, Robin, Boyet, etc.).

Yes most of her films are light dramas but, she’s so effective that years later she is still famous.

I personally loved her when she played that street smart actress wannabe in Crying Ladies.

I remember when Who Wants To Be a Millionaire started its first run on VTV, Christopher de Leon was the host and Ate Shawie was the first contestant to crack and win the 1-million prize. I knew she was well-educated but I didn’t know she was a trivia freak!

Years later, she celebrated her birthday playing the same game.

For twelve straight answers, she didn’t use her lifelines. A phone call hint from Jose Javier Reyes gave her one million pesos.

But unlike the 90’s version, Vic Sotto’s TV5 version had a two-million peso top prize. And she was pleading and crying for Vic to drop her hints… and while Vic didn’t do such things… he encouraged Sharon to answer the questions that she replied right.

Blame the lizard’s leg for the outcome of her stint. The last question asked the Megastar to name an ingredient used by the witch in Macbeth.

She had tears when she answered the question and seconds later, she gave the show its first winner.

Congrats!

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TOP TEN (January 8, 2010)


TOP TEN: Floyd Mayweather reasons why he ditched the Pacquiao fight


10) He thinks Pacquiao is a bad PPV draw since his latest movie, Wapakman, flopped.

9) He wants to fight Juan Manuel Marquez on what is perceived as an exciting rematch.

8) Pacquiao wanted a one-on-one match but Mayweather wanted a bare-knuckled, no holds barred, table, ladders, and chairs match. He later backed out when Pacquiao thought of bringing The Big Show in his corner!

7) He hates the fact that Manny wouldn’t want to give him his mom’s cellphone number… EVEN WHEN HE PROMISED TO BE A GOOD STEPDAD TO PACMAN! DAMMIT, HE EVEN LEARNED HOW TO DANCE JUST TO DATE HIS MOM!!!

6) Mayweather wanted to switch trainers to spice things up!

5) He hates the fact that he would hear Pacquiao sing when he wins.

4) Nothing in his contract states a San Miguel Beer ad appearance.

3) He got depressed when some girl said that there is nothing “Pretty” about his "Floyd".

2) It’s too late for him to postpone his sex change.

1) Deep inside his mind the thought of him having a loss makes him pretty much just a “regular” guy with nothing to brag about.



Game over.

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The Slut Machine Crash!


Watch this Onion News Network to understand what the hell am I saying.



VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

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ASL Uncovered


Archeologists unravel this ancient online social civilization.

They said it once ruled the internet but for some insane reason, this online movement vanished.

Meanwhile, they are now trying to unlock the mysteries of the legendary thing known to many as MIRC.



Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization


By the way, get the coolest things a typical news organization barely has at http://www.theonion.com/.

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Classic Commercial - Palmolive

Awesome classic commercial!

This was before Alice Dixon became a fairy and Shiela Ysrael became Dan Fernandez’ girlfriend…

… and made those ghastly B-movies.





I can feel it!

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He's no Gayweather


I don’t want to say “Gayweather” because I know a lot of brave members of the third sex that will be mad as fuck if they get their selves associated with this guy.

I apologize to all wimps, twerps, and jackasses.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. is in a different level of suckiness.

The aftermath of the Manny Pacquiao-Miguel Cotto showdown raised hopes of a possible duel between the two. For years, the Mayweather camp has trash-talked Pacman. Of course, Pacquiao wanted to fight Floydie because he thinks Floyd’s unbeaten track record needs to be scarred.

The once world’s pound-for-pound best fighter took a hike when he found himself very lonely at the top. At this point, Pacquiao could have been starting to claw his way up battling some Mexican or possibly a Thai fighter that also moonlights as a kick boxer. Floyd Mayweather is a very smart fighter. He is a former Olympic bronze medal winner and he knows that the most important thing in boxing is to keep your hands busy… and you need the judges to see that your hands are busy.

The knockouts… meh… they are just bonuses for the self-proclaimed Pretty Boy.

This is pretty much the 180 of Pacquiao. The Pride of the Saranggani province (changing the General Santos City tag because he is running as a congressman in that province), thrives on excitement. He was first scouted as a potential boxing superstar in the VTV-produced Blow by Blow show in the roughly 12 years ago. He displayed powerful punching but his defense was questionable. His decision-making is in its rough stages as evident to the loss to the Thai fighter (for being dehydrated and overweight) and his first loss (Rustico Torrecampo exposed Pacquiao’s failure to penetrate his defenses).

Had Pacquiao not known Freddie Roach, this wouldn’t be the case.

As of this moment, heavyweight boxing does not draw as much as the middleweight/ welterweight division. You can blame Pacquiao for that. This enticed Mayweather to return. His first victim was Juan Manuel Marquez, one of Pacquiao’s arch-enemies and perhaps the only fighter to frustrate the Filipino superstar. After fight postponement (Mayweather asked for time to heal a body part but in reality, he was disappointed at the low ticket sales this fight drew), Pretty Boy squashed Marquez by landing 59 percent of his shots compared to Marquez’ embarrassing 12. After the Cotto match, Mayweather wanted the “Money” and although he can get that by signing a fight with ageless wonder Shane Mosley, no one would wanted more than a Pacquiao and Mayweather match.

Pacquiao wanted that L on Mayweather’s record so badly that he accepted the 50-50 purse and that god-awful condition of drawing blood on him that could potentially drain out his energy for the fight. Floyd bluffed since he knew that Pacman can’t work well minus his devastating offense. But when Manny called his bet, Floydie passed out.

Here’s the thing – you have to know that Mayweather never wanted the fight in the first place. Do I believe he will just wilt down and succumb to the power of Manny? Hell no. Money is not 40 and 0 for nothing. Even in that long hiatus, he will be smart enough to not end up like Hatton, Dela Hoya, and Cotto. However, he is too proud to admit that he will face tough times against Pacquiao that’s why he decided to back out from facing the People’s Champion.

Not only will he look like a wimp, the allegations he whirled on Pacquiao will haunt him. If he thought everyone’s out to “screw” him out of his unbeaten record, he needs to feel free to blurt it like the megaphone of lies that he is. Because it’s better to be a tool with a conspiracy theory than be a tool that all of sudden got his balls in mouth that he is gagging on it!

You see, if there is one thing commendable about everyone that Manny faced, all of them did use their mouth to do their business. And once you shut up, this means you lost.

Because of this any remark Floyd hurls would be laughable to the point of stumbling to paranoia. Will Bob Arum look for Floyd again? You bet he is because Manny and Freddie wants to shut his mouth up. I will not be surprised if they bait him by looking more than a loser than a winner in his next fight to tell Floyd that his power has left him.

And when he accepts the bait…

Money might need money to repair his mouth.

Manny and Freddie could only see this feat through their dreams. Whoever accepts his fate becoming Manny’s next foe must be wary.

Or else?

Game over.

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