Statmonkey Halftime: The 2010 Flashback!

CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!


Since it is 2011 and we almost halfway the current NBA season, let’s check the ESPN NBA Fantasy League to see who’s hot in their respective positions.

So what’s with the rundown? I call this torture. In some ways, I passed up on some players I should have been getting. I passed up on a lot of great players. It seems I need a go-to-guy because my team lacks one.

By the way, don’t be shocked if I repeat names since there are some players that are eligible for two positions.

Game starts now!


THE POINTGUARD POSITION

1 RUSSELL WESTBROOK / OKLAHOMA CITY
2 DERON WILLIAMS / UTAH
3 CHRIS PAUL / NEW ORLEANS
4 DERRICK ROSE / CHICAGO
5 RAYMOND FELTON / NEW YORK
6 MONTA ELLIS / GOLDEN STATE
7 STEVE NASH / PHOENIX
8 TONY PARKER / SAN ANTONIO
9 ANDRE MILLER / PORTLAND
10 JASON KIDD / DALLAS
11 MIKE CONLEY / MEMPHIS
12 JRUE HOLIDAY / PHILADELPHIA
13 RAJON RONDO / BOSTON
14 DEVIN HARRIS / NEW JERSEY
15 TYREKE EVANS / SACRAMENTO
16 KYLE LOWRY / HOUSTON
17 BRANDON JENNINGS / MILWAUKEE
18 RODNEY STUCKEY / DETROIT
19 DJ AUGUSTIN / CHARLOTTE
20 MO WILLIAMS / CLEVELAND


THE SHOOTING GUARD SPOT

1 DWYANE WADE / MIAMI
2 MONTA ELLIS / GOLDEN STATE
3 KOBE BRYANT / LA LAKERS
4 ERIC GORDON / LA CLIPPERS
5 MANU GINOBILI / SAN ANTONIO
6 WILSON CHANDLER / NEW YORK
7 PAUL PIERCE / BOSTON
8 KEVIN MARTIN / HOUSTON
9 STEPHEN JACKSON / CHARLOTTE
10 TYREKE EVANS / SACRAMENTO
11 ANDRE IGOUDALA / PHILADELPHIA
12 RODNEY STUCKEY / DETROIT
13 JASON RICHARDSON / ORLANDO
14 LANDRY FIELDS / NEW YORK
15 JASON TERRY / DALLAS
16 GILBERT ARENAS / ORLANDO
17 RAY ALLEN / BOSTON
18 JOE JOHNSON / ATLANTA
19 STEPHEN CURRY / GOLDEN STATE
20 WESLEY MATTHEWS / PORTLAND


THE SMALL FORWARD RANKING

1 LEBRON JAMES / MIAMI
2 JOSH SMITH / ATLANTA
3 KEVIN DURANT / OKLAHOMA CITY
4 LAMAR ODOM / LA LAKERS
5 RUDY GAY / MEMPHIS
6 MIKE BEASLEY / MINNESOTA
7 DORELL WRIGHT / GOLDEN STATE
8 WILSON CHANDLER / NEW YORK
9 PAUL PIERCE / BOSTON
10 DANNY GRANGER / INDIANA
11 CARMELO ANTHONY / DENVER
12 STEPHEN JACKSON / CHARLOTTE
13 LUOL DENG / CHICAGO
14 GERALD WALLACE / CHARLOTTE
15 ANDRE IGOUDALA / PHILADELPHIA
16 JOE JOHNSON / ATLANTA
17 TAYSHAUN PRINCE / DETROIT
18 ANDREI KIRILENKO / UTAH
19 GRANT HILL / PHOENIX
20 BORIS DIAW / CHARLOTTE


THE POWER FORWARD CREW

1 KEVIN LOVE / MINNESOTA
2 PAU GASOL / LA LAKERS
3 BLAKE GRIFFIN / LA CLIPPERS
4 AMAR’E STOUDEMIRE / NEW YORK
5 JOSH SMITH / ATLANTA
6 AL HORFORD / ATLANTA
7 LAMARCUS ALDRIDGE / PORTLAND
8 TIM DUNCAN / SAN ANTONIO
9 LAMAR ODOM / LA LAKERS
10 AL JEFFERSON / UTAH
11 CHRIS BOSH / MIAMI
12 ZACH RANDOLPH / MEMPHIS
13 PAUL MILLSAP / UTAH
14 LUIS SCOLA / HOUSTON
15 DIRK NOWITZKI / DALLAS
16 ELTON BRAND / PHILADELPHIA
17 KEVIN GARNETT / BOSTON
18 DAVID WEST / NEW ORLEANS
19 MIKE BEASLEY / MINNESOTA
20 JOAKIM NOAH / CHICAGO


THE CENTER SLOT

1 PAU GASOL / LA LAKERS
2 AMAR’E STOUDEMIRE / NEW YORK
3 DWIGHT HOWARD / ORLANDO
4 AL HORFORD / ATLANTA
5 TIM DUNCAN / SAN ANTONIO
6 AL JEFFERSON / UTAH
7 CHRIS BOSH / MIAMI
8 LUIS SCOLA / HOUSTON
9 BROOK LOPEZ / NEW JERSEY
10 ROY HIBBERT / INDIANA
11 JOAKIM NOAH / CHICAGO
12 EMEKA OKAFOR / NEW ORLEANS
13 ANDREW BOGUT / MILWAUKEE
14 MARCUS CAMBY / PORTLAND
15 MARC GASOL / MEMPHIS
16 DAVID LEE / GOLDEN STATE
17 ANDERSON VAREJAO / CLEVELAND
18 ANDRAY BLATCHE / WASHINGTON
19 JAVALE MCGEE / WASHINGTON
20 ANDREA BARGNANI / TORONTO


So we now know who we want to let Ron Artest or any notorious hoop mangler to maul so that the stat that particular player would give won’t happen.  

I’m just joking...

But you know the drill.

Game over.

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