3-Way (The Golden Rule) with Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga (with lyrics)



I will never be a fan of Lady Gaga.

I think her music is tolerable... I just don’t like looking at her. She wears actual meat for crying out loud! It’s like I’m checking a cross-dressing dude whenever I look at her which is not bad since that is her target audience. She’s like the current generation’s response to Barbra Streisand, Cher, and Annie Lennox! I can respect that. I just don’t like looking at her.

But then I have a reason to like what she’s doing now.

Masculinity fail?

I don’t think so.

Saturday Night Live has this digital short where Lady Gaga met with comedic awesomeness Andy Samberg and musical monster Justin Timberlake. I am a huge fan of these digital shorts which is mainly produced by Samberg while I may be an alternative rock person by I am a huge fan of the musings of Justin Timberlake. Anyway, Andy and Justin have done a couple of colabs doing a hornier and melodic version of those guys from The Night At Roxbury.

At first, they introduced us to the Dick in a Box.




Then they whored the beautiful image of Susan Sarandon by coming up with Mother Lover.




Now say hello to the awesome lyrics and melody that is 3-Way!




If you want to know the words behind the music, scroll downwards.


The Lonely Island Ft. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga –
3-Way (The Golden Rule) Lyrics

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah no no
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Summertime in the city
And everybody’s having sex
You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Payless
Shoe stores
I also have a cutie to call who likes the way I knock on her boots
Well let’s help them back
Let’s handle that
In two-to-six hours,
We’ll meet back here and regroup
Now let’s shoop
Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James
Hop off the bus with the Alizé
Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here?
I should diggity-ask you the same
And she sang
[Lady Gaga]
Hey, boys I want you both
I hope that you think that’s cool
(Say word?)
I know most guys won’t freak together
She forgot about the Golden Rule — a huh huh
It’s OK to put us in a three-way
It’s not gay when it’s in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway
The area’s grey in a one, two, three-way
Normally, I don’t get down with dudes
But tonight is a special exception (Great)
See you’re my best friend
Through thick and thin
Now it’s time to make a triple connection
Lights off
Here in the dark (Here in the dark)
It’s so hard to tell (So hard to tell)
Where her body ends (La la)
And my homie’s begins (Ew wee)
This rule dates back (The Golden Rule)
To ancient Greece (Takin’ about Cesar)
We’re two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
The new Three’s Company
You guys are still here.
It’s OK to put us in a three-way
It’s not gay when it’s in a three-way
With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway
The area’s grey in a one, two three-way
Fellas. Get ready.
Doin’ us a chick
Helicopter d*ck, go! Hellicopter d*ck. Helicopter d*ck
Doin’ us a chick
Helicopter d*ck
And all of that was OK
‘Cuz it was in a three-way
It’s right there when you see the instant replay (boom)
Maybe two is enough
That’s what they’ll say
But we’ll say, “Hell no.”
It’s a one, two, three-way
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah


Game over!

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