Dirk, the German god of Thunder!



The German god of thunder has struck Oklahoma!

With Dallas leading the series 2 games to 1, Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook, and the rest of the Oklahoma City Thunder must win this game so that they can escape the gaping hole that is a 1-3 deficit.

At the start, they did just that scoring at will in every situation for 46 minutes! However, a typical basketball game is good for 48 minutes, which means they are two minutes short of completing a victory.

Those two minutes proved hell for Oklahoma City.

With nothing to lose and everything to gain, the Dallas Mavericks completed an insane 17-2 run fuelled by Dirk Nowitzki’s 15 points. The Dunking Deutscheman finished with a game-high 40 points, 5 rebounds, and 2 assists as the young Thunder succumb to his fiery wrath!

My friend Jorge Cosgayon made the above image to further signify the fact that Dirk Nowitzki is more than ready to become the anchor of the league’s last line of defense to thwart the hopes of the evil Miami Heat. While OKC can still extend the series, they have to be weary on the fact that... just like the Chicago Bulls, their third and fourth scoring options are often lost in the shuffle.

And to stop the vile force living near the swamps of Florida, those with better firepower... are naturally the stronger.

And if you’re too cynical to see the Mavericks’ defense, then ask yourselves why the Thunder had 25 turnovers compared to Dallas’ 13.

While there is still hope for Oklahoma City as well as Chicago, at the rate things are going, it seems like Dallas is destined to return to the playoffs.

And don’t think for a second that Dallas can’t out-annoy the Heat.

They still have this guy they can unleash on their sorry asses.





Game over!

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