Cellphone lowers sperm count



As of October 5, 2011, here are the phones men should do without!

20 – Kyocera X-tc
19 – Kyocera Wild Card M1000
17 – Motorola Atrix 4G
17 – LG Chocolate Touch
15 – HTC Trophy
15 – HTC Desire
12 – Motorola Druid
12 – Motorola Druid 2
12 – Sanyo Vero
11 – LG Rumor 2
8 – ZTE Salute
8 – Motorola Grasp
8 – Motorola Defy
7 – Nokia Astound
6 – Motorola i335
4 – Kyocera Jax S1300
4 – Sony Ericsson Xperia X10 Mini Pro
3 – Sony Ericsson Satio (Idou)
2 – Motorola Droid 2 Global
1 – Motorola Bravo

I am not saying that the applications are dipshit and the look and feel of the product resembles that of a vomit but... ever thought of carrying a man-purse?

Hey here’s a thought: FORGET CONDOMS!

JUST BUY A CELLPHONE AND PLACE IT NEXT TO YOUR FUN PART!

The Men Health’s article on how cellphones can lower sperm count is haunting. Apparently those chaps who like to put their cellphones on their pockets will suffer involuntary castration. Imagine, your being will be wasted by Motorola, Sony Ericsson, and Kyocera.

Screw this!

You might be technologically relevant but you’ll live like a new age eunuch! 

But if you want to have a safer cellphone with less radiation attempting to devour the awesomeness of your crotch, you need to buy a Samsung phone. 

(Vladimir Guarina shared this on Facebook

Game over!

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